A young woman said, “We couldn’t think of a better guest on St Patrick’s Day...”

...than a fist-fighting sexual predator leprechaun in a green pinstripe suit come jigging in the doors of the White House. Diddly diddldy dee. (Also, country wear for urbanites. A ponderous moment.)

Donald’s special red carpet for shaven-headed, pugilistic pimps and rapists has been worn bare lately what with the Tate brothers and Conor McGregor swaggering around in the President of America’s immediate orbit like they were diplomats or foreign dignitaries instead of your average antediluvian scumbags. In a game of snog, marry, shoot in the head, I’…