Does the algorithm think I am a coke-addled, £2 singlet-wearing, bad psychologist who needs to hydrate better?

I used to love the cookie monster, but now there are just too many of him

The algorithms have been bothering me for a while, I’m sure they’ve been bothering you too. Not because it’s a faff managing them because despite being unhappy about the commodification of my life for big tech’s cash for information gain, I can’t be arsed to manage the situation. Short of throwing away my phone and paying for everything in cash while li…