Moss and Paltrow, what's the real story...

Are beautiful rich women waffling on about acceptance and balance irritating for proles without a sauna in the garden or a great cosmetic doc on standby. Or do they have something important to say?

Gwyneth is 50 you know

Slender beautiful women with sculpted gym honed bodies and who have expensive tweakments, face lifts and access to everything (except food poverty and bailiff’s demands) are telling us about their much worked on inner peace en route to the “buy now” button for their me-based brands.

I love Kate Moss, most women of my age are energetically attuned to be fascinated by her. She is an icon and she deserves all her money and fame and her lovely life. But she is not a wellness guru. And, neither is Gwyneth. Sorry, she just IS NOT.

BUT. BUT! Without a note of sarcasm I must say that they have feelings too, you know, and I honour that as kindly as I can even though I know the next few hundred words are going to look a bit sharp.