This is the most complete hangover cure in the world. Are you woman enough to try it?
Recently a famous wellness person designed a hangover plan for a health conscious caner. (Who? Me?) It was top secret, until now. As they say in clickbait land: prepare to have your mind blown!
BEEN THERE, DONE THAT, BOUGHT THE BEROCCA. A few thousands words on dyspeptic cures
People talk about quite enjoying hangovers, and I do remember that, vaguely. The mania and dropping of self-censorship can, in happy circumstances, lead to a cheery outcome. A hangover after a really good time/great sex/loads of laughing and dancing can be nice, too. What happens is, you see, the happy hormones from the good time schmerge with the sketchy mad hormones released in reaction to poisoning yourself and create something called the fun hangover. This isn’t actual science by the way it’s made up by me ‘scyince’. The peculiar sassy swing in the happy ho’s hungover walk of shame is an example of that.
But let’s be honest, 99.9% of hangovers are a bloody bore and coming out the other side of them asap is the goal.
There are many hangover cures. Some famous. Some not. My sister and I in a fairly basic village in Andhra Pradesh with no mains electricity found a doctor on New Years’s Day who arrived on a motorbike to give a shot in the bum that sorted a hangover out immediately. Doctor on a motorbike is tip top cure.
My father always prescribed a 1000mg of paracetamol and 400mg of ibuprofen, inserted dans le style français (suppositories) should the alimentary canal be too preoccupied with urgently voiding toxicity from the body.
I have never in my life required hangover medication delivered in the French fashion but an infamous Narcissist flogger of bad science and conspiracy theories once assured me that snorting a good mix of probiotics was another good way to recover after a big night and I did try that once or twice despite myself.
The perfect formula for morning after big night out recovery must be physical, mental and sort of spiritual as a the harsh fingers of a big hang’ will reach into every dimension and fibre of your being.
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