Who cares about an 81 year old billionaire in a swimsuit? Why me!

Martha Stewart's Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition cover makes me want to do cry-for-help style heavy drinking at 11am

May 17, 2023

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Hello. If you’re here to smash the patriarchy you may want to move on. Because today we will be looking at what we can learn about mental health wellness by slagging off Martha Stewart’s facelift/s. Avant!

Martha Stewart's Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover shot by Ruven Afanador left me feeling conflicted. I didn’t want to over-ponder her 81 year old bap…

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