Who will it be? Kathy Burke, Chloe Sevigny, Lucille Ball, Elizabeth Taylor?

I’m writing my life in my head all the time. Perhaps I need to do some character development in order to get out of The Cupboard coz our, um, heroine might have reached rock bottom outside the butcher

Me, a while ago. By Lorenzo Agius. Already turning myself into a story for money. Still doing it now. Vain, narcissistic, grifter. OR LIFE WRITER?

Next summer I am leading a life writing retreat at the French arts’ centre, Chateau de Sacy. Life writing is a very useful tool for all writers. It helps us edit the interminable humdrum of moment to moment be…