Kate Spicer says Sort Yourself Out

Kate Spicer says Sort Yourself Out

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July 2025

Does the algorithm think I am a coke-addled, £2 singlet-wearing, bad psychologist who needs to hydrate better?
i used to love the cookie monster but now there are just too many of him
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We are all doomed but AI AI AI AI AI will always love you. Is there any rosé left?
Casual conversations on dancefloors among anxious journalists who humming and clattering like that fridge that is gonna conk out any time
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June 2025

It's all histamines. Are intolerances and allergies just metabolic angries? Should allergies include mental health issues?
"Any allergies?" You bet. Tonnes. Cheap beef, cashflow, low grade sauvignon blanc, my ex's texts, being tired, plastic bread...I'm histamine intolerant…
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Glastonbury. I'm not going in.
Glastonbury (10 miles north of Bruton) is like a Somerset summer Christmas with bells on and 500 bass bins. It's all anyone talks about for weeks and…
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Which "nice rosé" do you drink and what does it say about you? Rosé Gladiators! Pick your team.
Ever uttered the words, "Love my rosé, me"? The ascent of "nice rosé" is thanks to Régine Sumeire not Whispering Angel. Don't be a pink dick, educate…
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10 things I love about country life. And ten things that do my head in.
I like skipping in my underwear and Cyrus the postman. But where are the fresh vegetables? And is cider really that drinkable?
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May 2025

The Emotional Apocalypse of Shame (via bad dogs, GOAT rosé, and the insults you never forget)
My oversharing week in mysterious acronyms EPL, GABA, HRV, SCR, DRC, ADHD.
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"Yeah, I love a bit of chaos, me."
Sundry gubbins including going back to town, and Town, big sleeps, time blindness, Chaos, The Cow, Estelle Manor and the lovely Sri Lankan guy who runs…
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A shit poem about living in a nice town in the c'untry
With apologies to the moody 11 year old who could have writed this betterer
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Correctives, Bukowski, Potholes and Blowholes in Somerset
The salutary “I hope you aren’t going to Bruton to clean up,” has got me braced and on high alert for any potential potholes on the road to a new life…
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