Kate Spicer says Sort Yourself Out

Kate Spicer says Sort Yourself Out

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Maybe it was a gas leak? Or at least something more fathomable than suttee in the 21st Century
Should a nonagenarian man be eulogised if his death entailed the ending of his young wife's life and his dog's too? Is this romantic love? Or something…
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So this is what "Due to a change in the owner's circumstances" feels like
How did I manage to fuck my life up quite so spectacularly?
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You don’t have to be mad to work here but it helps.
Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal one of the stupidest creatures in the known universe appointed as adviser to US Government
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What do we want? Ivermectin. When do we want it? NOW!
When you live in a very fat country being torn apart by overly peptided and ketamined up mad genius neo-ubermensch, who wouldn't want some magic milk…
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ONLY ME!
Join me on a writer's retreat in the kind sunshine and chirrupy quiet of Picardie in June. Includes yoga and wine.
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The Age of The Dark Enlightenment is upon us
Who needs votes when u have dictators? Who needs psychiatry when u have vitamins? Who needs science when u have your truth? Who needs a future when u…
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January 2025

Was I in my own personal Requiem for a Dream, was I 'healing' as they say in wellness world, or was I just a massive C-U-N-T?
Adventures in DIVA-5 and DSM-5. A Substack answering critics like Tony Blair and Hadley Freeman who say middle aged people with an ADHD diagnosis are…
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ABUSE AND EXCUSES THAT ABUSERS USE FOR BEING ABUSIVE
Just putting this here, in case useful or reassuring.
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Guilty pleasures and half measures
Misinforming moral baggage. Swapping drink for a stronger anaesthetic. A humungous but. The ideal New Year activity. And my no longer a secret guilty…
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December 2024

Faith, Hope & Charity. The End of The Cupboard
A Special Secret Rare Celebrity Collectors Edition of the Sort Yourself Out 2024 ADHDvent Calendar from The Cupboard. Hypnosis. A reflection on middle…
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The Sort Yourself Out 2024 Advent Calendar: The Cupboard Special (II)
Dec 5th: hot and steamy action at bedtime. Dec 6th: urban walk of dreams. Dec 7th: say Christ yes, to Christmas but be circumspect about seasonal…
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The Sort Yourself Out 2024 Advent Calendar: The Cupboard Special
Dec 1st: The advent of advent. Dec 2nd: Fancy a little drink. The halftini. Dec 3rd: Catch Me If I Fall. Dec 4th: Eating yourself for cash.
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