Kate Spicer says Sort Yourself Out

Kate Spicer says Sort Yourself Out

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Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal one of the stupidest creatures in the known universe appointed as adviser to US Government
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So this is what "Due to a change in the owner's circumstances" feels like
How did I manage to fuck my life up quite so spectacularly?
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What do we want? Ivermectin. When do we want it? NOW!
When you live in a very fat country being torn apart by overly peptided and ketamined up mad genius neo-ubermensch, who wouldn't want some magic milk…
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The Age of The Dark Enlightenment is upon us
Who needs votes when u have dictators? Who needs psychiatry when u have vitamins? Who needs science when u have your truth? Who needs a future when u…
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Brian's Big Adventure
22 useful things about the fiscal, physical and pharmaceutical reality of pinning Brian with an ADHD badge. For all the people who've done enough time…
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the cupboard

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Faith, Hope & Charity. The End of The Cupboard
A Special Secret Rare Celebrity Collectors Edition of the Sort Yourself Out 2024 ADHDvent Calendar from The Cupboard. Hypnosis. A reflection on middle…
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The Sort Yourself Out 2024 Advent Calendar: The Cupboard Special (II)
Dec 5th: hot and steamy action at bedtime. Dec 6th: urban walk of dreams. Dec 7th: say Christ yes, to Christmas but be circumspect about seasonal…
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The Sort Yourself Out 2024 Advent Calendar: The Cupboard Special
Dec 1st: The advent of advent. Dec 2nd: Fancy a little drink. The halftini. Dec 3rd: Catch Me If I Fall. Dec 4th: Eating yourself for cash.
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How to be dope at NOT procrastinating
“The effort of procrastination is always worse than the task itself.” “The effort of procrastination is always worse than the task itself.” “The effort…
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QUOTE PORN. CAN IT CURE PROCRASTINATION (and THE CUPBOARD)?
"He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence" is the prevaricators caveat among Blake's useful Proverbs of Hell. Is there anything in there that can…
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Recent posts

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Reflections on living in a cupboard, green posh paint, a panic whirlpool and the importance of being "Useless"
What is self care other than two words that look twee and annoying together? A batshit ramble through a clutter-fucked clusterfuck of a life
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Sex, drugs and rock n roll, and hip hop, and RnB, and dance music...
...and Harrods, hot yoga, TV presenting, grooming gangs, taxi driving. If men were white goods or a foodstuff there would be a very worried product…
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Freeze the fear, batter your wife, terrorise your children.
Like a testicle shrinking from the cold, it's time to move away from the Iceman's primitive methods and examine protocols written up by people who don't…
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Liam Payne had received an adult ADHD diagnosis
Another lonely broken talent bites the dust. Stop rummaging through the ephemera in his wrecked hotel room and consider how his tragic death and ADHD…
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The Sort Yourself Out 2024 Advent Calendar: The Cupboard Special
Dec 1st: The advent of advent. Dec 2nd: Fancy a little drink. The halftini. Dec 3rd: Catch Me If I Fall. Dec 4th: Eating yourself for cash.
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🌚❄️🍓🩺🫀🧠🫁
Pink cocaine turns up in UN reports, A list parties, celebrity scandal. But what's really concerning is that it's adding to polydrug use. As one doctor…
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Was I in my own personal Requiem for a Dream, was I 'healing' as they say in wellness world, or was I just a massive C-U-N-T?
Adventures in DIVA-5 and DSM-5. A Substack answering critics like Tony Blair and Hadley Freeman who say middle aged people with an ADHD diagnosis are…
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Guilty pleasures and half measures
Misinforming moral baggage. Swapping drink for a stronger anaesthetic. A humungous but. The ideal New Year activity. And my no longer a secret guilty…
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Faith, Hope & Charity. The End of The Cupboard
A Special Secret Rare Celebrity Collectors Edition of the Sort Yourself Out 2024 ADHDvent Calendar from The Cupboard. Hypnosis. A reflection on middle…
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Christmas is an endocrine disorder
It plays havoc with your metabolism and gives you brain fog. But here are my rubbish/failsafe present ideas.
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Who will it be? Kathy Burke, Chloe Sevigny, Lucille Ball, Elizabeth Taylor?
I’m writing my life in my head all the time. Perhaps I need to do some character development in order to get out of The Cupboard coz our, um, heroine…
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How to be a gentleman rapist. An observational study by a woman (me).
The answer. Be rich, entitled and powerful. Equipment required: aggressive lawyers and pricey silk carpets for everything to be swept under
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